*bob the builder voice* can we fix it? YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS WE CAN BITCH YAAAAAAS
what you fail to realize is that video games shouldn’t cater to females in the first place. It’s largely known that it’s targeted towards the MALE demographic and has been for so many years, so why would they ask for something like that to be handed to them on a goddamn silver platter?
that’s like a guy walking into the women’s department of clothing at a sears and demanding that there be more clothing for men there. Separation of sections be damned.
that’s not how it fucking works
no not really
the game industry is more like walking into a regular department store and seeing that all the clothes are only men’s clothes
and when you ask the cashier where the women’s clothing section is, they wheel out a small rack of cheaply made tutus, g-strings, and high heels all in bright pink
and then when you go “wow really that’s it” you get called an uppity bitch and everybody assumes you want all the focus on you when in reality you’d just like to be considered a worthwhile demographic since you also like to wear clothes, it’s not like you want some ridiculous getup, you just want a solid shirt and pair of pants that fits you alright.
I mean hell you even sort of like men’s clothes and you have no problem wearing them. They suit you well. But it’s very obvious once you throw on a pair of men’s pants that they were not made for you.
Perfect metaphor is perfect.
i miss when i was like 12 and it would be the night before a big field trip or something and i couldnt go to sleep because i was so excited. i miss being so into a book that i would stay up past my bed time reading it. everything seems so bland or something idk. i’m only 19 and everything is so tiring. i miss wanting to be awake
this is the realist shit on this website
I’ve always felt mature for my age. I’ve always felt like I was ahead in a way, like I didn’t belong with the people around me, and didn’t understand why people talked about the things they did in the ways they did. I know it sounds silly, but I feel like, in some ways at least, I can be just as or more mature than people twice my age. Now if only people took me a little more seriously and didn’t assume things about me just because I’m young…
REMEMBER WHEN LIAM SAID THAT IF HE HAD A SUPER POWER HE’D BE INVISIBLE AND ZAYN’S SHADY ASS SAID ‘YOU ALREADY ARE’
”shit did I just forgot to let out the dog?”
”oh nvm I don’t have a dog”
”oh god I just farted”
”never mind no one heard it”
”hey a hotdog bar”
”oh nvm this my part”
”oh they’re fake”
”let’s pretend that I forgot something but in reality I’m just looking like a sexy motherfucker to the distance because I am that sexy motherfucker”
”lolz I’m a life ruiner”
what if you woke up and found your blogtitle tattooed on your body
found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom